How To Probably Not Rage Murder the Record Store Clerk and His Dumb F***ing Face

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We were about to start a war with some hapless record store clerk because he was giving Us fuckin’ attitude. Fortunately, a sweet and soothing voice came forth from the ether like a punch in the dick and growled “LET IT GO.”

I am learning to heed the demands of the version of my Baby, Jenn, that lives inside my head, especially when “she” is reminding me that Our Crazy doesn’t have to be THAT fucking guy’s problem, and his bullshit certainly doesn’t have to be Our problem…despite what the Dark Crow Man may say… 😉

Now, We just have to deal with this teenaged kid outside Whole Foods whining like a little bitch about losing some dumb-ass hipster points game with his yuppie dad and Tasmanian devil little sister.

Headphones plus (the) Melvins x 12 = SERENITY NOW!!!

© Ryan Scott Sanders and Dharma and Belligerence: Mad Rants from a Free-Range Buddhist Hooligan, 2015. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Ryan Scott Sanders and Dharma and Belligerence: Mad Rants from a Free-Range Buddhist Hooligan with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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