A Right Prick Rant

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Asshole Art

Image yanked from Polyvore

You’re goddamn right I’m misogynistic! I’m also misanthropic, controversial, offensive, irreverent, belligerent, empathetic, egotistical, megalomaniacal, effusive, contradictory, paradoxical, sarcastic, benevolent, largely confused, spiteful, forgiving, aggressive, lethargic, prone to rampant adjective abuse…

…and SO many other things.

Update: Such as the following, contributed by a friend, or possibly the voices in my head…

“[Also] macabre, narcissistic, sadistic, repugnant, irascible, incorrigible, indomitable, surreptitious, ethereal, immutable, perspicacious, tenacious…sorry, I would have more but my mind doesn’t seem to be working properly tonight. Maybe I’ll try again tomorrow.”

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Also an Asshole

From the self-titled album by Black Plastic Caskets

© Ryan Scott Sanders and Dharma and Belligerence: Mad Rants from a Free-Range Buddhist Hooligan, 2015. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be used, provided that full and clear credit is given to Ryan Scott Sanders and Dharma and Belligerence: Mad Rants from a Free-Range Buddhist Hooligan with appropriate and specific direction to the original content.

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7 thoughts on “A Right Prick Rant

  1. That was a highly articulate outburst. And yeah, yeoldefoole nailed it. You could have been writing about me, or any of the multitude of arseholes I completely and utterly loathe and try to avoid.

    Funny how when I’m all that, it’s because I’m awakened, but when they do it it’s because they’re somnambulant. Fuckers. At least I’m being all that honestly, just like you are.

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