A while back, bored and laid up with a broken foot, I tried my throat at some low-key bedroom karaoke renditions of a couple of my favorite acoustic tracks by one of my favorite bands, the inimitable Clutch! Be disappointed below... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq6sbpc7to8 Bedroom Karaoke - Clutch's "Tight Like That" (Acoustic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZPmbe5MomE Bedroom Karaoke - Clutch's … Continue reading Bedroom Karaoke!
Title: Cage the Elephant, "Spiderhead" from the album Melophobia * Images by Christopher Ian MacFarlane Perhaps one of the times my head explodes, these spiders will come pouring out. There will be casualties. The truly hardy ones will scatter on remaining legs to those dark corners of existence where few would think to find shelter. … Continue reading It all works out in time (You may take my eyes, but baby I’m not blind…)
I can't stop making these and polluting social media with them. I don't care if I'm the only one who thinks it's funny! For reasons that I'm not concerned enough about to reflect deeply upon, I started out doing this with a clear Lynchian theme... ...and, after burning out on that material, I was compulsed … Continue reading Started From Blue Velvet, Now We Here… (Gallery)
Careful, motherfuckers, The Ryan is on the loose! No adult supervision! This could end badly... As the "responsible" party in this relationship, Jenn Baby had to return to work today in order to further pervert and reshape the minds of America's youth. The little bastards! >:] As such, rather than leave me at home all … Continue reading Monday Morning Musings
A pang of guilt. A sense of betrayal. And then, the bitter, cold longing overtook me. I am in The Meadows with my Lady, Miss Jenn, for a week, getting some quality time in and stoking the fires of our current "long-distance lovers" situation. My darling's sweetheart pit bull, Sir Oswald the Spastic (Ozzie for … Continue reading “What about us, dawg?”
yo, dog i'm tryna write some flow nothin' doin' wit dat mean mug lickin' my face doh revenge of the 90s g-thang edition we stack them old school hip hop rhythms on that new age Pandora bitch Cards Against Humanity shit beers and barbeque Perrier for the junkie, bitch mac daddy casserole on a spice … Continue reading dat canine flow
It's Trickster Tuesday (in Our world), and what better way to stir things up here in our literary corner of the Interwebs than to connect with other bloggers and readers on WPs most willfully offensive and antagonistic page?! Check out our "shared" reality through the filter of the Opinionated Man at Harsh Realities, and make … Continue reading Share a Post – All Bloggers Welcome