Your boy Hank and his boy the Beez get their Creed on! KINYOUUUTAKEMRRRHIIIIGHURRRRR!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF5XZl9JSME Couch Karaoke - Sangin' Some CREED! © Ryan Scott Sanders and Hank The Wvrm, 2014-2020. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this material without express and written permission from this blog’s author and/or owner is strictly prohibited. Excerpts and links may be … Continue reading Couch Karaoke!
A while back, bored and laid up with a broken foot, I tried my throat at some low-key bedroom karaoke renditions of a couple of my favorite acoustic tracks by one of my favorite bands, the inimitable Clutch! Be disappointed below... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq6sbpc7to8 Bedroom Karaoke - Clutch's "Tight Like That" (Acoustic) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZPmbe5MomE Bedroom Karaoke - Clutch's … Continue reading Bedroom Karaoke!
I was just reading an article I randomly came across, discussing the phenomena of ball lightning. Suddenly, I had a flashback to a memory from when I was maybe seven, eight years old, playing outside in good ol' Fruitland, New Mexico, and I saw a flash of what I now think was this ball lightening, maybe … Continue reading Ball Lightning Tried To Kill Me In My Youth: A Questionable Recollection
Why are we even doubting the woodchucking capabilities of woodchucks? Are there woodchucks out there that can't perform this task? Because, if so, I feel like they shouldn't even be called woodchucks at all... © Ryan Scott Sanders and Dharma and Belligerence: Mad Rants from a Free-Range Buddhist Hooligan, 2015. Unauthorized use and/or duplication of this … Continue reading How Much Would?
Fevered, purposeful growling. The thunderous boom of paws quaking the ground. Unmistakable commotion. Looking out, I notice Herman trying to get at something on top of the fence in the backyard, so I go out to investigate. Come to find there is a pigeon perched calmly atop the fence, mere inches from his savage, clamping … Continue reading A Beast Possessed
I can't stop making these and polluting social media with them. I don't care if I'm the only one who thinks it's funny! For reasons that I'm not concerned enough about to reflect deeply upon, I started out doing this with a clear Lynchian theme... ...and, after burning out on that material, I was compulsed … Continue reading Started From Blue Velvet, Now We Here… (Gallery)
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- I have that Thou song stuck in my head again. - It's a Nirvana song. - Sure, but it's the version Thou recorded that's stuck in my head. - Our head. - Right. OUR head. - Always is. Nirvana is catchy shit, even when DOOMED the fuck out. - Hell, especially when DOOMED the … Continue reading Manic Conversations By The Ryan, With The Ryan
Conversations Held at the Southern Arizona Irish Buddhist Man-Beast Wildlife Preserve (The CHATSOAZIRBUDMABEWIPR): Need anything else while I'm out and about? Hmmm....a new attitude? For me, or for you? For me. What if I only find one? Who should get it? Herman. Or, I suppose we could split it four ways. I don't think it … Continue reading Conversations Held at the…
Just found out I was vaccinated as a child, this is clearly the reason I am a fat, crazy asshole with multiple neuroses and eczema. Thanks, Obama... Click Here for the original!