We survived, but our vinyl and our souls may be worse for the wear…

Photos from an abandoned record warehouse In thirty seconds, the blight on the face of underground music known as Record Store Day shall be officially over! Sure, there's bound to be traces of this horrible, bloody rape-orgy for weeks, even months, to come. And the memories may haunt some forever. But, it's important to believe … Continue reading We survived, but our vinyl and our souls may be worse for the wear…

Origins of Fools — The Cock and the Fox

The Day of Fools is upon us!  Also known as...every day? The origins of 1 April's unofficial holiday, April Fool's Day, are more ambiguous than the motives behind your creepy uncle's lecherous advances on you ("I'm just kidding with you! Don't be so sensitive...").  Many historians, internet-based and otherwise, attribute the first known recorded mentioning of … Continue reading Origins of Fools — The Cock and the Fox

this is Our World (wherein Our hero acknowledges and rejects your reality and proceeds to create His own)

The Real Banksy Banksy Goes Gaza This is Our World. There are many like it, but this one is Ours. Our sky bleeds purple, and god is a chimpanzee train conductor in a top hat who shits Jolly Ranchers and carries a flask full of children's tears. His name is Roger, but that's not even … Continue reading this is Our World (wherein Our hero acknowledges and rejects your reality and proceeds to create His own)

A melodramatic and introspective aside concerning the things that stay and those that stay with you…

Here's the poor, ignorant bastard with his head so far up his doppelganger's ass in infinite dimensions that he only now realizes The Meadows are a test.  They are always a test; for those who call them home, the test becomes ingrained, a constant, unwavering embattlement between the Place, the demons, and the soul. For … Continue reading A melodramatic and introspective aside concerning the things that stay and those that stay with you…